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When you got oral from a girl (usually fat) that is so good compared to other head you got in the past that you feel like she is sucking the soul out of your body with her black magic.
Isaac: Hey I heard you hook up with that fat whore Madeline O'Neil
Joel: Yea, the pussy was as loose as a garbage bag but she gave me Exorcism head so it was worth it
Isaac: You should get tested I heard she fucks black guys
Its when you do anal with a girl and pull your cock out and its covered in shit
I was pounding this hoe in that ass and when I pulled out I saw I had Hershey dick
it is when your push out the leftover semen out of your shaft after a fap shession
Last night I came so hard that I had to clean the barrel after
The act of an individual or group smelling someone else's butt at a party or public space after detecting the smell of feces within their general region.
Olivier: I smell shit around here what do you think Isabelle
Isabelle: I think we should do an Ass Check to see who is guilty
Oliver: Sniff, Sniff I think Aimee shit herself
Aimee: Sorry guys shit happens!
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A girl that will make you ejaculate in a cup during sex to then try to read your future with it like it was tea leaves. Usually, they are crazy beyond repair and well use healing crystals as butt plugs.
Marc: How was that girl you hooked up with last night?
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you
When you do anal with a girl so hard that when you pull your cock out of her prime teen ass her anus gets prolapsed looking like a nice red rose but smells like cat shit.
Olivier: How was the hook up with Sabrina?
Chris: Bro that shit was super tight but when we did anal I gave her a Mud Rose and it smelled like dead animals
Oliver: Oof, tuck her anus back in so you can keep fucking her next time
Its when your on the shitter and then you whip your ass and blow your nose with the same piece of toilet paper
Jon: I was pooping and the i gave myself and African paint job
Tron: eeeeew that gross
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