nigger mage

A black magician at a child's birthday party

Dad: Johnny is going to be 7 on Friday
Mom: I know I hired a nigger mage for the party!

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Garage Sale Whore

When you are haggling with a customer at your garage sale about the 50$ used car seat you are trying to sell and to close out the transaction, you offer your wife/daughter's pussy as an add-on to the deal

Justin: Nice car seat bro where did you get it
Marc: I got at for 50$ at this garage sale, at first I thought I was overpaying but then the guy threw in a Garage Sale Whore
Justin: Nice, you can't pass up a deal like that!