sliced cheese

Infinitely better than sliced bread.

"People use the expression, “That’s the greatest invention since sliced bread!” all the time-but what about sliced cheese? Cheese is much harder to slice evenly than bread. To my way of thinking, the invention of sliced cheese is much more impressive than the invention of sliced bread. Plus, sliced cheese is wrapped in a convenient plastic covering while sliced bread is lazily jammed next to other pieces of bread. But I’m probably in the minority here…"

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god is dead

1. Famous quote by the German philosopher Nietzsche. Also one of the most misunderstood quotes of all time.

Nietzsche: God is dead.
God: NIETZSCHE IS DEAD.
Zombie Nietzsche: ZOMBIE NIETZSCHE LIVESSS!!

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o rry

The way the Chinese say "O rly".

Student#1: My teacher is hot.
Student#2: O RRY?

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