Jasper

Teenage guy with black hair that seriously needs to be cut.
Depressed 24/7 or at least that's how he acts. Really good at coding and math, and likes to gamble for money. Needs to get a social life and only has 2-5 friends at most, since he has trust issues.

Dude, is that Jasper over there?
Yeah, he's that genius math kid who never talks in class.

Aurelius

originally named Josh but likes Roman emperors and changed his name to Aurelius after Marcus Aurelius
he should be around 24 right now and he's pretty rich and lives in a mansion
really heavy British accent
knows too many people claiming to have worked for them or with them or they're just friends somehow
immature and loves harassing people's braincells

Aurelius is soooooooooo annoying.