Cuzarr

A awkward six legged beast with three heads. This creature causes all living creatures around it to become tense and therefore to have a higher propensity to consume alcohol.

Other characteristics of this creature include hairy nipples, a compulsive gambling addiction, and the enjoyment of the smell of raw fish.

This creature is an undesirable pest and difficult to get rid of. They make atrocious pets.

The only way to kill this creature is to stab it in the gouch with a dismembered whale penis.

DO NOT FEED IT POPCORN.... it will initially enjoy the salty treat, but will then become agitated and pull out the teeth of an elderly man and force it to eat milk duds....

I fed popcorn to a Cuzarr at the bowling alley and had to start drinking because I didnt have a ribbed vibrator on me.....

wiener-mouth

adj

a word used to describe an individual who performs acts of extreme wiener-mouthery
actions of a wiener-mouth can include, but are not limited to:

-having the diet of a 12 year old
-having a strange sexual attraction to Brian Wilson
-having an affinity for wieners in or around the mouth
-enjoying or being featured in the movie "human centipede"
-eating taco bell 5 or more occasions per week
-wearing chode shoes (aka fivefingers)
-being addicted to 1-900 numbers
-enjoying the consistency, but not necessarily the taste, of platypus dung
-instinctively sitting on untended eggs to ensure their viability

1. "Hey Greg, what are you eating for lunch?" "I think I'll have a fruit snack, mac'n'cheese, cocoa puff, nacho cheese sandwich with toaster strudels as the bread." "Jesus, you are a wiener-mouth"

2. "That wiener-mouth's ultimate dream would be to have Brian Wilson answer the 1-900-JIZZMEN hotline."

3. "I dont like to invite that wiener-mouth Bob out to eat. The last time he came along, the restaurant had to call the fire department to come and forcibly remove him from their refrigerator because he refused to leave the eggs in there alone."

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