CIZERS

Scissors. CIZERS is a perfectly reputable spelling of SCISSORS as this is how William Shakespeare spelt the word

Ophelia, forsooth pass me a pair of CIZERS

MOBSCAPE

verb. to pretend you are using your mobile/cell phone in order to avoid having to talk to anyone you don't like.

noun the act of mobscaping

Siobhan, there's your ex. "Time to mobscape, then."