God

The biggest fucking asshole in the universe. An all mighty being who does not want you to see him. He'd much rather have you see his "work" consisting of killing the innocent for the sinner, helping the sinner become innocent and repeating the process from step 1. He also fucked some virgin and had a demigod son who later become a zombie.

God killed your mother so that you could be a better person for him. You should devote your entire fucking life to him because of this.

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