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(v) Past Tense - To have farted and burped simultaneously.
Rudy: Burp
Hal: Dude, it smells horrible!
Rudy: Haha sorry, I burted.
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A competition where people with different types of smartphones race to search the Internet to answer a question.
It usually flares up between people full of either iPhone or Android pride. Anyone with a Blackberry is left in the dust.
Me: Hmm. I wonder how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Eliot: "I'll find out with my iPhone."
Matt: "No way, Galaxy S4 is better."
Me: "SEARCH KARATE!!"
<Everyone proceeds to whip out their phone and search the answer>
Stevie: "No fair, I have a Blackberry :( "
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The Roomate Revenge is a popular sex position done as retribution to a roomate who has been a dick.
One will:
(a) time his or her significant other(s) to come over when the other roomate is not there
(b) remove all clothing
(c) proceed to have hot and sweaty sex all over the victim's bed
Jenny: Hey, why is my bed covered in splooge?
Kate: No idea, maybe you had a wet dream!
(Jenny was a victim of Roomate Revenge)
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When you're taking a dump in a stall, and another guy takes a dump right in the stall next to you. There are three (3) stalls, but he chooses that one.
Not only that, but he waits until you're done with your business before he leaves. Because nobody wants to show their faces after a dump. That would be office suicide.
So anyway, you're rushed, because you need to finish, and also - you're nervous when you're washing your hands, that he'll come out, and you'll know who the Dump Creeper was.
But in any case, he'll ruin your entire dump experience, you can be sure of that.
#1) Dude, my regularly scheduled Monday morning 10am dump was spoiled by some really bad Dump Creeper.
#2) Man, I think it was Elliott. He loves doing that.
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Any regular person, who usually only smoked weed a couple of times in his life, but once going on vacation, will think of nothing else but weed, and will smoke any chance he can.
Eric: I've never smoked before, but man, this is Ibiza! We gotta get high!
Jake: Man, you're a real vacation pothead
(two hours later)
Eric: Let's smoke again!
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A girl who is so terribly afraid that people will label her a "whore" that she leads an incredibly boring life.
A Whore-anoid will be careful not to get too drunk, and will refuse to kiss a man that isn't her official boyfriend.
Mollie: I'm so boredddddd.
Guy: So why don't you go kiss Stevie? I'll give you $25 for five seconds
Mollie: Ew, I am not a prostitute!
Guy: Man, you're such a whore-anoid
Stevie: Hey Mollie, wanna be my girlfriend?
Mollie: YES! Let's go to my place.
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