STS

Sexually transmitted sunglasses

Wow, Britney has a really bad case of STS. She’s got to have at least 6 pairs by now.

Nostril Farts

When you have a blocked nose and you inhale or especially,exhale it sounds like you are farting from your nose! The process of which is called nostril farting.

Don't worry love it won't smell, it's just nostril farts. I can't breathe goddamnit!!

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