walk of shame

The walk someone makes on their way to clean themselves up from jacking off into their pants.

“Man, I had to make the walk of shame all the way home because I choked the chicken in class.”

encounter with the devil

When you think you’re going to throw up, and you kneel by the toilet, but you don’t throw up and you get stuck in a state of superposition between feeling like shit when you move but feeling fine when you don’t.

“what the fuck did you feed me last night? i had an encounter with the devil for like- six hours..”