Lipstick Subway

n: The act of being double teamed by a man and a dog.
Sandwiched (SUBWAY) between a man and a dog's red rocket (LIPSTICK), the woman is receiving a Lipstick Subway.

Harrison: My girlfriend really loves her dog.

John: That's normal, her dog is cool.

Harrison: She asked me for a Lipstick Subway.

John: Oh.

Harrison: I obliged.

John: OH. You know it's getting late, we should probably never talk again.

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