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When someone performs a reflexive feat that seems to defy physics.
Guy 1 throws a lighter point blank range at Guy 2, who catches it without even thinking.
Guy 1: "Damn, Guy 2, that was some Matrix shit"!
Or....
Guy drops his bottle of Gatorade but kicks it back up to his hands before it hits the ground. That's some Matrix shit.
67π 3π
A game where you get a bunch of friends, dress up in expensive business suits, and head out to a shitty bar.
Once there, you act like you are extremely wealthy and important while everybody at the bar wonders who the fuck you all are and why you're at their shitty bar.
Chuck: "Hey, call the crew, we're gonna go Boiler Rooming tonight."
Dave: "Awwww yeahhhhhh..."
65π 21π
How a moronic fucktard spells truly.
Moronic fucktard: I truely love WNBA basketball.
Me: I truly hate your face.
167π 55π
Something Snoop Dogg carries an umbrella for.
Guy 1: Why you got thatumbrella?
Snoop: Fo Drizzle!!!!
373π 73π
Someone who is a compulsive liar.
"Don't listen to anything Stephanie says- SHE'S A FUCKING LIECLOPS"!!!
24π 5π
A motherfucking miracle. Nobody knows how they work.
"Fucking Magnets- How do THEY work?"- Shaggy 2 Dope
109π 38π
The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.
Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.
511π 102π