PIE

Acronym for Partner In Errands; a PIE is someone who makes everyday, mundane tasks better and more fun just by being with you; a trip to Target with your PIE is better than a trip to Target alone; a term of endearment used between friends or lovers, used in place of "Partner in Crime"

Inspired by a viral post by @baddanadanabad on twitter: "i have never wanted a 'partner in crime' have always just wanted a 'partner in errands' - just come to CVS w me, we don't have to rob it"

I have to run some errands today. Want to be my PIE?

I love being my boyfriend's PIE when he needs to run errands.

Nothing tops a trip to Target when you have your PIE.