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the awkwark move a woman has to make when she won't swallow your splooge and runs to the bathroom with her mouth open, head tilted back.
i came in her mouth and she started gagging, then she ran to the bathroom - doin' the jazz hands, gargling all the way.
44π 15π
Broken english used by African-Americans (ebo-americans?) and white wanna-be gen-X-ers. Practitoners can be identified by tennis shoes that are stomped down in the rear, so as to be worn like house slippers.
Frequently involves droppin' the las' consonan' of a word.
Deft = def.
212π 157π
What no traveling salesman wants to hear from his kids. Mother tells the kids every overnight male gueat is their uncle. A man on the road a lot becomes another face to small kids.
I've been on the road so much, my kids call me "Uncle Daddy" now.
66π 33π
A really beautiful, sexy, clean wholesome creature.
"She is so fine, I wouldn't even take a warm washrag to her ass before licking it."
30π 11π
mutha-fucka dissed me, i had to twist off on him.
36π 19π
what the crucifix means to non-christians.
mommy, why do those people have a dead man on a stick for a necklace?
43π 19π
alien slang meaning breasts (perhaps large?)
Keeza! keeza! Check the mazorps on that one!
20π 1π