cargate

when a barely legal child purposefully drives their car into a ditch and then over a bolder to avoid the mailman who has stopped MOMENTARILY in front of a driveway

“what happened to molly’s car?”
“cargate.”

consensual workplace relationship

When you are assigned a job but you get distracted by someone you’re working with (something that person is the job) and you quit doing your job to have a be with them.

“What the fuck happened?!”
“I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship!”