Bashing the Bishop

to masturbate (male) see flicking the bean for ladies
also known as

having a tug/ one man tug o'war
wanking
choking the chicken
or
wrestling with your bald headed champ

i went home last nite an saw that courtney cox on the tele!!, i tell thee wot, i went straight to bed and bashed the bishop!!!!

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draculas teabag

a used tampon. due to it resembling a tea bag (the string), and being full of blood would make a nice brew for dracula :)

i wanted to fuck my missus but she had a draculas tea bag in.

my bird was on, as i found when i stuck my fingers in and touched dracula's teabag

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scouser

an inhabitant of the ridiculously over stereotyped liverpool, used by outsiders such as "mancs" (pl.mancs, also see "dirty nazi inbred vermin"), as a derrogative towards its northern neighbour, to shield the truth that the mancs live in a crumbling, run-down shithole, reminisence from the industrial revoluton, full of wife beating barbaric monkeys, crime-rate to make L.A look like a neighbourhood watch area, and murdering GP's, so that may feel better, THINKING that there is a place much worse than where they are stuck... when in fact the mancs are only describing what they are. most of the definitions for "scouser" on this page are actually definitions for the word "manc", so let them type thier total bullshit and do not retaliate, safe in the knowlege that they only

e.g. by eck our kid, i cant understand a fookin word of that up there coz im an addidas shellsuit bottom wearing crack smoking granny stabber of a manc with 3 brain cells!!! MAD FER'IT!!

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