Aaron

If you know a guy named Aaron, I am so sorry. I would run away ASAP if I was you. They are cruel, selfish, and will sober break your heart than give you theirs. Trust me, I’ve learned from experience that you can’t trust an Aaron. They will destroy you, leaving you breathless. They will break your heart into a million pieces and wait until you’ve picked every last one up before they come back. And you will be expected to apologize. Trust me, get away from Aaron because they are manipulative, deceitful, monsters and do not deserve you.

“Oh look, it’s Aaron... no wonder the party died.”
“A year ago, Aaron broke my heart and made ME apologize.”