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knout

A Russian whip. Different kinds exist such as a bunch of plaited hide interwoven with metal wire, another kind is a long lash with a ring or hook that's joined by another lash with a hook/ring and ends in a hard leather beak.
100-120 lashes would be lethal.

Peter the Great is claimed to have used the knout on his son Alexis.

by happyatcommonsense January 30, 2015


Momo

Some stupid prank that people spread around urging little kids to do harm to themselves or others.

Momo literally was all over the news. Whoever is behind it will be arrested for sure.

by happyatcommonsense February 28, 2019


Thirteen Ghosts

A horror film from 2001 that stars Monk and Shaggy from Scooby Doo '02 film.
There's this evil uncle who gets some people's spirits in glass box in a glass house so he can get his family into opening the machine/ house. The ghosts come out and the living people try to do the right thing, which makes the machine house blowing up and the uncle dying via the ghosts who put him in the house center, which has blades.
Ok here's the titular ghosts that people are interested in, the backstories don't appear in the film and are hardly mentioned in the movie, but are in some DVD-first born son: kid who got in accident. Torso: gambler who ran up with the mafia. Bound Woman: A jerk who was killed by an ex. Withered Lover: The wife of the Father (Monk) who is actually harmless and proactive. Torn Prince: teenager who got set up and died in a car crash. Angry Princess: suicidal chick. Pilgrimess: a woman who was falsely accused of being a witch and was victim to mass hysteria. Great Child and Dire Mother: A mentally handicapped circus freak who killed a lot of people since he was defending his midget mother whos a rape victim and helped raise him badly. Hammer: Good guy in life who avenged his family by killing the higher ups who were thugs, but was brutally killed by the town. Jackal: an mentally unwell guy who wanted help but went insane in a nuthouse. Juggernaut: the Jason Vorhees of the group, very strong and tall and was abused and neglected too much, making him go mad.

I saw Thirteen Ghosts, but don't take it seriously or it might mess up your walk with God, or because of boredom.

by happyatcommonsense February 24, 2019

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maul

A large hammer, usually made with a wooden head, though steel is also common. Can have an end which tapers to a wedge, which is called a splitting maul.

I used that maul to split the firewood.

by happyatcommonsense May 2, 2015


Shitty Wank Demon

A weird Youtube creature that stalks through Youtube looking for the next victim. May or may not have a virus in the video, but is otherwise harmless.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.

Don't go to the Shitty Wank Demon's world, it is made of raw sewage.

by happyatcommonsense March 27, 2019


J Wellington Wimpy

A guy from the comic strip Thimble Theater, later known as Popeye, who was a glutton. He would con people out for various goods, with his catchphrase, "i'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today", though never paying. He would gorge on hamburgers.

J Wellington Wimpy would eat hamburgers.

by happyatcommonsense April 26, 2015


Shrek'd

When you were sent dank memes of Shrek by someone.

Ella sent Shrek memes to Johnny on Discord. After being Shrek'd, the chat was all ogre.

by happyatcommonsense November 7, 2018

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