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Can go by mike but you wonât call him that cuz thatâs a lame name compared to Michael
Not particularly attractive but so so so sweet. He will fall asleep in class until his head falls back and he starts drooling which is gross but also endearing. He will be there for you always as a friend, but will act like a rock during romantic relationships for fear of leading you on. Simultaneously however he will also ask you for pics and whenever he happens to be drunk he will text you. You will remember him for the soft dick pic he sent from the ihop bathroom at 2 in the morning. You both send pics back and forth seeking validation that neither of you eventually receives. He will rate you a three. All of a sudden he will cut you off saying heâs matured now and you will laugh off all the things you did. But damn you will miss him for his company. You will miss him so so much for the sweet cute boy he is because you couldâve been so much more
Friend: omg heâs so nice what the hell
Me: thatâs michael for ya, a sweet angel until heâs not
22👍 8👎
the smartest person youâve ever met and probably the most beautiful person youâve seen. Looks like gu jun pyo from boys over flowers(kdrama). Super funny and itâs very obvious heâs too good for you. Into girls with cuteness(aegyo) but acts like he has no feelings and acts like a douchebag at first. Super soft on the inside but will reject you if youâre not korean or cute. Will get in Stanford
Friend: ugh I canât believe simon has a 94 in macro
Me: ugh can he get any better://
10👍 5👎
Surya is a guy that exudes confidence. Heâs the first boy that your parents will see and say they wish he was their son. Fortunately he is one of the few Indian guys who will not remind you of your Indian father, so you will see him and be jealous of everything he is. You will want to know him more but unfortunately he will get expelled from school by being a sick hacker. When you finally start talking to him, he will ask to send a dick pic. You, being smart, will reject the tempting offer but, like a dumbass, will soon start to develop feelings for him. Unfortunately he will quickly lose interest in you, being the most typical fuckboy and will reject you calling you âcute but not in like a weird wayâ. But instead he will be the first one there when you need emotional support. Basically he loves to give advice and help out and is mad funny and sweet, except when heâs horny. In addition, like all the boys who did not like me back, surya evidently does not have good taste in girls.
But heâs super cool if you get to know him, definitely do!!
Friend: dude look over there!
Me: (does not turn around) oh is it surya?
Friend: ya howâd you know?
Me: oh heâs got hella clout such a cool dude damn
40👍 18👎
When he walks out of that car on the first tinder date, your jaw will drop. You weren't expecting much, but he's easily the prettiest pakistani boy you've ever and will meet. However, his jaded perspective on life and fears of leading you on will result in him calling you a noob at kissing on the first date. In addition, when you ask him to roast you as a joke, he will come at you saying, "if your forehead was any smaller jane goodall would put you in a cage and teach you sign language" after which you can just roast his nose dw:) But, if he is your first kiss, you won't regret it. At first, he will seem like a toxic brown boy, but give him some time to know you and you'll fall in love with his dimples. He is incredibly smart, hard-working, loyal, and honest once you get to know him. In addition, he has a huge dick lol.. Just try not to get too attached to him because he gets tired really easy and will blow you off repeatedly.
Otherwise he's a really good person, get to know him if you have the opportunity!
me: you're coming over tonight right?
Faakhir: omg i just took a shower
*an hour later*
me: where are you??
Faakhir: It got worse im in bed
short for William
Heâs sort of attractive at first. But soon, everything he starts doing is hot. In essence, he is uglyhot. You will start crushing on him before long because of his tendency to exude BDE as well as his sweet, funny personality. One day a year after knowing him, he will randomly respond to your story of a bathroom selfie, thanking you for gracing his insta. You talk desperately to each other in the dms for days until you run out of things to talk about. On nye he will confess that he knows you like him and offer to have a one night stand with you, but nothing serious since he has a tinder date the next day. He will send pics and videos and make you feel like a million bucks. Unfortunately within a few weeks itâs clear that he is leading you on, but you desperately hang on despite yourself. When you talk, each time it will end in a toxic argument and tears, ensuing blocking and unblocking on various platforms. He will get a gf and not tell you. He will rip your heart and ask you why youâre mad. But youâll forgive him because your heart still aches for him years later. Heâs still dating the same girl.
Friend: he didnât tell you he got a girlfriend even though he knew you like him!
Me: yup he said he thought he had no obligation to me
Friend: damn thatâs will behavior
8👍 3👎