residue built up from repeatedly farting on any type of object consisting of fabric (clothes, seats, blankets, etc) this leaves a heavy scent of fart in the affected areas
After eating Indian food, I had a massive amount of fart residue in my boxers
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a person that only sings when he or she is driving alone
I'm the best car singer in the world whenever I drive back home from Laredo.
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when the backside of your shirt is also caught inside of an initial wedgie with your pants. usually happens to large people
man mrs crabtree had a double wedgie today her shirt was all in the crack of her butt!
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that inevitable text that you have the urge to send to all your friends including people that you never talk to but you do it anyways because your in the holiday spirit
Happy Thanksgiving! Merry Christmas! and Happy New Year! are prime examples of a Holiday Text
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anything that scares away the opposite sex
why are you wearing a scarf, thats opposite sex repellent!
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when a man is going bald and his receding hairline is shaped like a horse shoe
Jude Law has a horse shoe hairline.
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that procrastinator from school or at work that happens to know every interesting video on youtube.
Hey man check out this video I found on youtube. Mark your such a youtube guru!
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