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Fart Residue

residue built up from repeatedly farting on any type of object consisting of fabric (clothes, seats, blankets, etc) this leaves a heavy scent of fart in the affected areas

After eating Indian food, I had a massive amount of fart residue in my boxers

by hardhitr3 December 7, 2009

31πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


car singer

a person that only sings when he or she is driving alone

I'm the best car singer in the world whenever I drive back home from Laredo.

by hardhitr3 August 8, 2009

88πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


double wedgie

when the backside of your shirt is also caught inside of an initial wedgie with your pants. usually happens to large people

man mrs crabtree had a double wedgie today her shirt was all in the crack of her butt!

by hardhitr3 July 20, 2009

77πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Holiday Text

that inevitable text that you have the urge to send to all your friends including people that you never talk to but you do it anyways because your in the holiday spirit

Happy Thanksgiving! Merry Christmas! and Happy New Year! are prime examples of a Holiday Text

by hardhitr3 January 2, 2010

8πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


opposite sex repellent

anything that scares away the opposite sex

why are you wearing a scarf, thats opposite sex repellent!

by hardhitr3 September 28, 2009

44πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


horse shoe hairline

when a man is going bald and his receding hairline is shaped like a horse shoe

Jude Law has a horse shoe hairline.

by hardhitr3 November 24, 2009

23πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Youtube Guru

that procrastinator from school or at work that happens to know every interesting video on youtube.

Hey man check out this video I found on youtube. Mark your such a youtube guru!

by hardhitr3 November 11, 2009

31πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž