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I will be back. I'm going to the reflection and tranquility room. "Why do you call the bathroom that"...reflection is what I achieve from the mirror, deep into my soul after the tranquility I've experienced from a full emptying of my guts".
Hey, I left you some lines in the reflection and tranquility room-: bruh you're the best!
When a woman uses her menstrual cycle as a talking point or an excuse for behavior.
Woman: "I just can't deal with this, I'm on my period" Man: " are you peddling your menstrual cycle?"
Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"
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Porn that was developed to give short people hope. If a torso that measures only 4 feet in length can do porn, then surely short people of only 5 foot can atleast get laid.
Brianna: my favorite porn is nugget porn. Dad: why because you're short like them?
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Reffering to ones own human children in regards to the opposite of fur babies.
I absolutely love my skin dogs, I have two daughters and a son; Brianna, Tyler and Mayleigh. But no one will greet you at the door like a fur baby! Stryker is my german shepherd puppy and he is so cute!
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Pood Gussy is an inocent way to say Good Pussy when in a group of people that you may not want to inform.
Me: she's perfect, she's got the tig ol bitties and that pood gussy.