bmw

not a car. it's a black mans willy!

you can't drive this bmw but you can ride it.

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phnivvel

what you should call anyone by the name of NEIL. it just simply sounds better and it'what their mothers would have wanted.

phnivvel get up you lazy boy it's time for school. phnivvel phnivvel PHNIVVEL!

13👍 1👎

soup kitchen

a.k.a my mate dead ian who gets his social security fortnightly and buys crap with it so has to go to the soup kitchen to drink some homeless guys bladder contents including the lumps!

"hey ian that guys got the runs.how hungry are you? shall we go down the soup kitchen or just eat this shit?"

9👍 25👎

pepsick

this is what happens when you drink too much pepsi. overdo it and you are probably will be sick.

i'm addicted to cola,it's making me pepsick!