ripoff

A 1970's term for farting, derived from the sound a wet bedsheet makes when ripped.

Man...roll the windows down, I'm gonna ripoff a juicer.

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Omar-the-tent-maker

A slang expression for a person experiencing an erection that raises the cloth (trousers or sheet) covering his genitals much like a tent.

Yerleena...lookit Bubba...Omar-the-tent-maker!

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flexin'

The "I'm available for sex" signal narcisistic weight lifters send; gender inspecific.

Butch stood before the full-length mirror flexin' and thought to himself, "What a hunk I am", and realized that he must seek a secluded place and attend to an urgent need.

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limp dick

Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)

Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.

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kielbasa breath

Afflicted with phallitosis.

Yo, kielbasa breath, brush your teeth after dating or step back a few feet to continue this conversation.

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ass rash

A real or ficticious condition afflicting a hot-tempered person. Used as an excused for mean-spirited remarks or action.

Watch out for Ken...he's got an ass rash and is gonna be hard to get along with today.

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sack up

To gather up one's courage for a daunting task.

Sargeant Bohannon shrieked at Private Entwhistle, "Sack up, you panty-wearing dipstick...bayonet practice may save your life...now lunge, thrust, stick and twist...repeat...

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