no hable Ingles

Combined with a shrug, this is a useful phrase to avoid answering questions.

Q. Have you accepted our lord, Jesus Christ, as your personal Saviour? A. No hable Ingles.

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throbber

A pulsating vein, usually on the forehead that is a predictor of a violent outlash from a hotheaded person.

Steer clear of Ramon...he's got a throbber and needs someone to skim the turds out of the alligator pit.

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greenside up

Foolproof instuctions for laying sod.

How many pallets yall put out today? Hate to be the one to tell you...but it's greenside up.

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reputile

Composite of repute, repugnant and reptile meaning having the reputation of a reptile.

Hakim was reputile in his treatment of women and had great difficulty finding clogging partners.

chahmah

Facetious slang for charmer, not meant as a compliment.

While most people referred variously to Warburton as a scumweasel, cad or dickhead, Mr Manina, ever the gentleman, simply called him a chahmah.

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gumint cheese

A commodity substitute for food stamps.

Pearlene traded a 10 pound block of gumint cheese for a lotto ticket and a pack of cigarettes.

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sillygoose

A term of endearment a grown man says to his small child or a grown man says to another grown man only if he is secure in his own heterosexuality and absolutely certain beyond all doubt that the other grown man enjoys total confidence in his heterosexual orientation.

Oh, you're such a sillygoose, Rodney.

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