klugle

A KKK Klusterfuck, derived from cluster in English and kugel (ball) in German.

Leroy was damned well fed up with the Klan...tonight had turned into a klugle; Beauregard forgot the kerosene, Jerrol forgot the timber and Bubba forgot to get a permit or to notify Channel 33 so they could get the cross-burning on the 10 o'clock news...he was seriously considering moving to Detroit and associate with a better class of people.

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klugle

A rank in the Ku Klux Klan above kleagle but below moron.

Irvin had earned the rank of klugle back in '63 by shouting abuse at a black 9 year old school girl. The girl is now a circuit court judge in Montgomery while Irvin is still fixing flat tires at A-1 Tire Service & Tanning Boutique in Verbena.

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bereft

A penalty for tardiness in Japan.

Kimiko warned Joshiro to be at the train station at 9:03 or bereft behind.

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apparatchik

An unquestioningly loyal female subordinate in the Democratic Party.

Susan McDougal and Monica Lewinsky were apparatchiks, one went down for a crime the other went down.

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criminy

Mild blasphemy meaning "for Christs sake"

Oh criminy, I haven't taken my depro-provara for two weeks.

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harkut

The cure-all for hippies in the 60's.

Boy...git ah harkut!

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assteroid

An asshole of asteroid or planetoid proportions.

Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.

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