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smegmoid

An insult referring to one of uncertain hygeine, gut-wrenching body odor and having a personality like a warped shitcan.

Petruccio was an unlikeable smegmoid who had foreshortened arms coupled with great girth owing to a glandular problem which rendered him incapable of wiping his ass and therefore friendless.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


social work

An area of study and employment held in low esteem in academe and by real professionals that broadly deals in psychology, sociology, education and anthropology.

Dierdre, who held an MSW degree from West Oklahoma Vo-Technical Community College, had a goal: amass as many clients as she could, whine about her workload, convince the boss she needed several assistants and parlay that into a promotion so she'd never again have to deal with those pathetic losers (clients).

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

15πŸ‘ 168πŸ‘Ž


monstruss

An extra-large truss.

Bubba, who had a severe hernia and who tipped the scales at 325 pounds, had to be fitted with a monstruss.

by harry flashman August 19, 2003


rhizofaggous

A root eating man, derived form rhizophagous: root eating animal.

Barney was the only openly rhizofaggous member of Congress.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


cowl

An insulting term for a large framed woman.

Marsha is such a cowl.

by harry flashman May 26, 2006

13πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


buttlint

n. Something unwanted and of no value to the person receiving it.

That cherried out '85 Yugo my Dad gave me was buttlint....it didn't have a moon roof.

by harry flashman June 28, 2003

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


munio, ergo sum

The credo of the asphalt worker: I pave, therefore I am.

I put "munio, ergo sum" on my resume and the road building company hired me.

by harry flashman August 1, 2003

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž