jugglies

Unattractive breasts.

Most men don't believe there is such a thing as jugglies.

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heemer

A steaming hemorrhoid.

Jubal had a heemer the size of hammer-struck thumb.

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blinkage

A nervous tic of the eyelid.

You could tell from Bill's blinkage that he was lying about never having sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky.

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bumrush

What happens to a street punk and gansta wannabe in the shower on his first day in prison.

Jerome, aka: Killa-J, was gayly welcomed into the brotherhood of fellow inmates in a ceremony called bumrush.

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fob

To ignore rudely.

Don't fob me off when I'm talking to you, pinhead.

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larrupin'

An old fashioned asswhuppin'.

If Larry hadda got a larrupin' oncst in awhile from his daddy, mebbe he'd turnt out awright...if'n he'd hadda daddy.

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chahmah

Facetious slang for charmer, not meant as a compliment.

While most people referred variously to Warburton as a scumweasel, cad or dickhead, Mr Manina, ever the gentleman, simply called him a chahmah.

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