An infatuation with flatulence.
Delbert loved to share his inflatuation with strangers in long lines at Wal-mart check-out counters and in long elevator rides.
22π 7π
adze is to axe as adds is to asks.
Caint yu adze I axe for tu adze.
9π 16π
Asian delicacy, fermented, salted brine shrimp (need not be kept refrigerated) that smells like your grandfather's spent 2 hours on the toilet overcoming constipation.
Holy batshit, Perlita, open the windows when you cook with bagoong.
14π 5π
To be a lover of breasts but very critical and not easy to please.
Bubba looked at Jolene's ample rack and wished they were D-cups, and maybe a little more pert, a push-up bra couldn't hurt...screw that lift and seperate shit...they'd look better mashed together....embarassed standing in Jolene's doorway he quickly made flickering eye contact and introduced himself to his blind date, "Hooters..I mean Hi...I'm Booba...uh, Bubba...I'm kinda Nipple...I mean nervous...kinda fastittyous...fastidious...." Jolene tittered...Bubba took it as a good sign.
11π 42π
To be decked out in your finest clothing and groomed to perfection.
Bubba, you're looking spiffed in that Burger King uniform and that bacon grease really makes your hair lie flat...are you going to the bowling alley tonight?
30π 15π
A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?
Sweetie, Quick! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea.
177π 47π
A fictional Hollywood hero who portrays Vietnam veterans as maladapted losers, played by a steroidal actor who avoided the draft and dropped out of special ed in the 10th grade.
In a fit of rage brought on by post- traumatic stress disorder, haunting nightmares of bedwetting through age 12, and his seeming inability to enunciate words in excess of two syllables Rambo repeatedly thrust his fecal coated bayonet into the belly of the greedy industrialist who made his fortune by polluting the environment and clubbing baby harp seals to death for their soft, downy fur.
12π 75π