cryppie

A military technician with misplaced self-confidence, super-abundant ego, marginal service loyalty; a second string NSA clerk with delusions of adequacy. Also spelled Cryppy.

The cryppies were mortified that a former enlisted Boatswains Mate would now be their commanding officer.

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shrinkage

A phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.

The reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.

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schnikes

East European beet pancakes.

Leon bought a SCHNIKES-R-US franchise and knew he'd make his first million by age 30.

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aphid

Small insects that can infest ornamental plant leaves, and their excretions can blacken the leaves and interfere with photosynthesis and degrade the health of the plant.

Those friggin' aphids were sucking the vital essence from my Hollicae Burfordii so I Malathioned the bejesus out of the little buggers.

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mudshovel

A person who will eat anything.

Bubba's a mudshovel...I seen him eat a 3 day old tuna sannitch.

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jugglies

Unattractive breasts.

Most men don't believe there is such a thing as jugglies.

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auf wiedersehen

Goodbye.

Erhalten Sie ein Leben, beschmutzte Unterwasche; auf wiedersehen.

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