Ruben

Rupaul's Jewish cousin,

Ruben, can you recommend me a good mohel who doesn't overcharge?

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Arigato

Spanglish for "hairy cat"

Juan loved Juanita and her arigato.

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reniferous

1. adj.(from renal/kidneys) Having piss-like qualities.

1. Yo, Rob ain't nuthin but a reniferous piss-ant!

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Profanese

The unofficial language of the U.S. Navy, spoken for the sake of brevity and clarity.

While our sister service, the United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the rudiments of Profanese and speak it in a pidgen fashion, the Air Force fails to master even the most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)

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elf abuse

An occasion of a small mischievious person playing a prank on his crank or a trick on his dick.

Mordred the Nimblehanded was turned out from clan Thistlewang for chronic elf abuse.

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wooser

A loser; spoken thus by a small child who knows one when he sees one.

Keddy tennidy...wooser!

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djibouti

A general insult denoting great negativity in odor, hygeine, appearance, culture or ancestry. Also a country on the horn of Africa.

Skeeter, was you born in Djibouti? If you caint spit terbacca proper at least shampoo your dammed beard!

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