monominded

Singleminded; focused on one thing so intensely as to negate the instinct for self preservation.

Carlotta was so monominded about her apppearance that while grooming herself in the rearview mirror on the commute to work she compressed her Geo Metro to 3 feet in length on a stopped semi-trailer.

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Fists of Furry

Dexterous paws.

Fluffy met the new puppy with Fists of Furry.

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sinnerfold

A fold out picture of a woman in a men's magazine.

"Hotdamn", yelped Bubba, "did you see the sinnerfold in this months' issue of Playboy?"

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buggering

An entomological outing.

I've invited some of my colleagues to go buggering this weekend, who you like to go too?

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bites the hairy banana

To suck

Yeah, great idea...ought to improve morale tenfold...it bites the hairy banana.

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bacdafucup

Get out of my face. Wait a minute, pinhead.

Bacdafucup, bazooka breath!

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flag

To single out for attention and scrutiny.

Flag his personnel file, Mr Hoover, I think his cousin was a Bolshevik.

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