fujimom

A variation of fujimo (fuck you jack I'm moving out.) The additional "m" tacked on the end may stand for mofo.

I ain't sitting through the third act Il Travaore-On-Ice...fujimom.

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drop

To give birth.

Tammyjo was ready to drop her third cyhild

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jactitation

The restless twitching of a muscle.

Herman experienced a jactitation in his loins and while in the strictest medical sense of the word this should have been an involuntary response like a tic, it had been manually induced.

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hoofuckinray

An interjection indicating tepid enthusiasm. (also: "yifucinhaw" or "Yafuckinhoo")

Hoofuckinray, yellow socks...just what I wanted for my birthday.

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Bench Press

What jocks and butch lesbians do to buff up their pecs.

Maximus spotted for Melba while she went through her bench press routine with a Chevy truck axle.

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caps

1. Covers or completes. 2. Head gear. 3. Gel-encapsulated medication. 4. Noisemakers for toy guns.

1. Getting arrested for multiple felonies caps a 30 year political career. 2. Rodney had a hard time finding caps in size #6. 3.Give me two Alleve caps, I have to go satisfy a high maintenance client. 4.I think the CPSC has outlawed caps.

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computer semi-literate

A recovering Luddite, new to computers with a low skill level.

I ain't no computer semi-literate...I found the urban dictionary, didn't I?

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