Babdis

The militant, hardcore, ultra-fundamentalist, Shia, right wing of the Baptist religion.

Jethro, you take my word for it...onced them Babdis get fired up wid the Holy Spirit, ain't no Cathlick, Jew or man of color safe in this county.

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cammie up

To dress up in stealthy outer garments in order to minimize your visibility and to maximize your blending in with your surroundings.

Hey Jeff...if Hillary gets elected to the presidency we need to cammie up and join the militia.

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deadbeat dad

An irresponsible father who hasn't the decency to do his moral, legal and ethical duty to support his child or at least to offer token payments of child support according to what he can afford or explain why not and what his plan is to make it up in the future.

I wish my former son-in-law wasn't a deadbeat dad and that the next time he wanted to get a body piercing he'd send that money to his son.

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isoholes

A group of people similar to, alike, equal to and identical to assholes.

I visited France once in 1991, it is populated with isoholes.

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EPD's

Expected Progeny Differences, data collected on cattle (dames and bulls) used in breeding programs to predict characteristics in offspring.

Lookit!, Leroy...check out the EPD's on that sweetheart wearing the crimson Carharrt's.

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hacker

A pet or friend who coughs up hairballs.

Fluffy was a longhaired Persian who was also a hacker; the relationship was illfated.

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gargoyle

1. A woman resembling a fish. 2. To cleanse the throat and mouth.

1. With a snout like that, Juanita looks like a gargoyle. 2. Go gargoyle with Listerine, Greta.

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