Mondo

A time-share condo.

Prunella went to Miami and stayed in her cousin's mondo.

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frottege

A combination of the words "frottage"( deriving sexual pleasure from rubbing one's clothed body up against another) and "protege" (collegue/co-worker). A frottege is a co-worker who is the office serial groper, particularly in narrow hallways, cubicle entrances and doorways.

Raul was unfairly referred to as a frottege; it was purely coincidential that whenever a woman was in a constricted office space he had to squeeze past her to attend to important corporate business.

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catshit

A mild interjection suggesting disappointment.

Catshit! My draft number is 14...I'm either getting a Rhodes scholarship or wearing a dress to my induction physical in Little Rock.

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purtneer

Almost, nearly or in the vicinity of.

Bubba purtneer lost his manhood practicing quickdraw with his Kimber Custom TLE .45 ACP.

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futz

To dawdle or waste time.

Don't futz around. Get back to work.

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dittybag

A bag of toiletries, sewing, letter writng and sundry other goods that you get overcharged for in bootcamp.

Smitty climbed the Washington monument with a scoped 30-'06 and started taking out supply corp officers while muttering about being ripped off for $12.50 back in 1961.

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pesonality

An endearing trait all sailors and tourists have when visiting the Philippines or Mexico.

Seaman Apprentice Poindexter couldn't get a date back in his hometown of Akron, Ohio but in Manila the boy was a babe magnet because he had pesonality.

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