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heemer

A steaming hemorrhoid.

Jubal had a heemer the size of hammer-struck thumb.

by harry flashman August 15, 2003

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


welshman

The only race in the British Isles possessed of a full set of teeth and chromosomes.

You can tell an Englishman from a Welshman by his poorer dentition and narrower set eyes.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

247πŸ‘ 121πŸ‘Ž


fuckload

Lesser known synonym for shitload, meaning very many, a whole bunch of or scads of.

That's a fuckload of gasoline you are using to get that brush pile started, Bubba...careful about that little bit you spilled on your cods.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

199πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


unidimensional

Possessing no values, beliefs or thoughts but one. Singleminded, narrowly focused. A monochromal anti-bodylike personality.

Most elected officials are unidimensional...once elected it's all about getting reelected.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


iaintdunnit

A categorical denial said immediately after the discovery of wrongdoing but before accusations have been made...an admission of guilt.

Everbody knowed Bubba stolt Cooters moonpie as soon as Bubba said, "iaintdunnit".

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


SORTS

A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.

I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

38πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


laissez-faire

Fr. Either a term meaning a policy of non-interference in economics or meaning an indolent homosexual.

Pierre, an economic adviser to the finance minister was going to propose a laissez-faire approach to the recession but was such a laissez-faire that he never got around to it.

by harry flashman July 8, 2003

14πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž