right foul git

Git: Mildly derogatory, meaning a foolish or contemptible person. e.g. have you just tripped over? You stupid git. You should have watched where you was going then.

Harry Potter: “You’re a right foul git, you know that?”
Ron Weasley: “Anything else?”
Harry potter: “Yeah! Stay away from me.”

FredSexual

FredSexual: your sexuality involves being strictly attracted to ONLY Fred Weasley.

Your friend: Hey, who’s your favorite HP character?
Y/N: Fred Weasley, why?
Your friend: That means you’re FredSexual.
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Your friend: Hey what’s your sexuality?
Y/N: Fredsexual.
Your friend: What the fuck is that?
Y/N: Im in love with Fred Weasley from Harry Potter.

Your friend: Ginger? You fucking weirdo.

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