lumberloon

A deck in the popular mobile game Clash Royale that requires no skill except 2 fingers to place the troops down at the bridge. People who use this deck are usually virgins who have no friends.

Person 1: What deck do you use?
Person 2: Lumberloon
Person 1: What arena are you in?
Person 2: Spooky Town
Person 1: Makes sense.

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X-Bow Cycle

Xbow cycle is a deck in clash royale used by 40-year-old men that like hopping on big veiny cocks. This deck is also used by people who have no social life and spend 20 hours a day in their darkroom.

Person 1: Hey do you want to hang out?

Person 2: No sorry I can't I'm bouncing on cock.

Person 1: Oh sorry I forgot you play X-Bow Cycle.

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