somebody who has smoked a tad to much throughout their lifetime
*cough* *wheeze* gah! im just a burnt out old weezer.
ok, so i just made that up, fuck you
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the obsolete paperweight lying in the corner of my room
hey, be careful with that brand new 486, it cost me $3000!
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A parasitic shrub commenly used as a christmas decoration
"Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!"
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a foldable pointy object, useful for getting stuff off of other stuff.
hey, you got a saftey pin? my pipe is clogged again
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something stewie wrote on the wall in an episode of family guy
look! im writing profanity on the wall!
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a round rubber thingy with streachy properties, usually made of rubber. sometimes they are brown, sometimes they are blue, there have also been reports of red rubber bands, but i have never seen one myself.
"this rubber band is really hurting my penis."
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