Poop in the butt

This is a phrase that is used when you want to explain how poop is in the butt, or you want to seamlessly add to the conversation.

“What’s your answer to the trolley problem?”

“Poop in the butt”

LeBron numbers

Performing at a similar level to Lebron James, who is widely regarded as one of the greatest basketball players of all time. Often using in an eating context.

“I’m putting up lebron numbers at the all you can eat buffet”

“Cmon man that’s too easy! I’m putting lebron numbers sleeping tonight”

“I put up lebron numbers at the gym”

Hyasfuk

An unfortunate disease that someone contracts when they ingest over the recommended amount of marijuana. The name is derived from the phrase “high as fuck”, which people use to indicate being in the state of weed inebriation.

“I think I’m sick with hyasfuk”

“Do you guys have hyasfuk”

“Hyasfuk is my favorite disease”

Edward

Edward is a code name for edibles, which is a form of ingestible marijuana. Talking to Edward represents the act of ingesting edibles. Edward is related to Ed, Eddy, Edd, Eduardo, Edna, Edith, Edison, Edwin, Edgar, and Edmund.

"Does anyone want to talk to Edward tonight? I need to celebrate after this final"

"Who wants to have a quick chat with Edward before this lecture?"

"Bro Edward is shouting at me right now, I can't handle this"