Rob

An ugly ugly man-child who looks like a spot of new mold on expired food that you have to inspect twice to make sure it is in fact mold. Just a nasty, moldy, stink, expired onion ring, man-child.

“Ewwww, don’t eat that bread, it’s covered with rob!”
“I literally got food poisoning and was in the hospital for 3 days because I kissed rob!”