okay i live here and im saying this:
a heavy populated italian town near new haven, ct ( i swear im the only non italian )
the girls are whores with huge ass noses and dress like they weigh nothing too bad their fatass italians
the guys have no balls and are wannabees at everything, theres wanna be gangsters, skaters, emos, rockers, and everything
the football team is horrible, they suck at basketball, and hockey (this year anyway) baseball and softball are normally okay i guess..
in other words this town sucks balls you would never want to live here.
me: i hate living here
east haven slut: oh hey (insert my name here) did you know that Mike and I did it last night?
me: oh wow Amanda too bad you are only 13
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