siri

a bitch ass phone that doesn't do what is programmed to do

hey siri say hello to alexa
siri:…
alexa:…

me; screaming: HEY SIRI SAY HELLO TO ALEXA

siri: adding alexa to your cart
alexa: ?
me: throaws the phone into the firepit lights the fire then throws it out the window
alexa: playing senrorita