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If a male postal carrier is a Mailman, then his female counterpart must a Mailma'am.
Wow, get a load of the size of that ass on our Mailman walking away...I never noticed it was that big before. Hey dummy, that's because it's not our regular carrier. That's Bertha the Mailma'am and been she's walking that ass off every day since she took over the route.
Now that the updated Google search name for vagina will be called a "Bonus Hole", the name for penis should be updated as well.
Henceforth the penis shall be called,
The Bonus Hole "Puncher".
Lights dimmed, panties down to her ankles and the bonus hole moments away, Rufus is now Suzy's new bonus hole puncher!
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when you hand your phone over to someone so they can look at a photo your took of something interesting and the asshole starts thumbing left and right at the other photos on your phone. super annoying!
hey you sh#t, i didn't give you permission to look at my other pictures...keep your peeping thumb to yourself!
don't let tammy hold your phone while you have your pictures open, she's a bad peeping thumb.
Even though the spread of Covid is waining, the aesthetically challenged willingly continue wearing their masks.
Brian Stelter should levon permanently...that fat bastards face be ugly!
Margo has a terrific body but thank goodness sheâs a levon, itâll save me from having to bring a bag.
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