people

untrustworthy fools..

people are selfish, evil little *beeeeeep!*

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internet

1) A virtual network where people can either conduct e-business or find information.
2) A virtual network where social rejects can act like tough guys and "e-pimps" since their monitor provides protection from the rest of the internet, and the warm glow of the monitor also happens to be the hottest thing they'll ever find in their sex life.

1) I need to find out the weather report for tommorow and directions to get to the plaza on the other side of the state, I'll look it up on the internet!

2) Hahz! I just beat you in counter strike which means my penis is larger then yours!

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the zone

a group of evil people. they pretend they like you, but they really don't. beware...

oh no! it's the zone! noooooooo, they're coming to backstab me!! *falls on floor dead*

10👍 55👎

Canuck

Like an American, except weaker and less inept in basic World and US History. Their daily habits include bashing Americans with unfunny and cookie cut jokes or historic "facts".

Canuck: "We burnt down the White House and invented the telephone!"
Factual History: "Umm, not really."

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Opel

A car manufactured for people who cannot afford more than a cardboard box.

"Did you see that Opel roll by?"
"Yeah, the homeless guy on the corner threw the can of change he was collecting at the driver."

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parking nazi

A "police officer" who isn't really police, since they couldn't make the cut. Instead, they were given the daunting task of placing tickets on unsuspecting cars, often times praying specifically on cars worth more than Parking Nazi's house (Acura and above, LOL). Can be annoying, but if you have a relative in the police department, you can have the tickets taken care of since Parking Nazis fear real police.

The Parking Nazi can be found praying mostly on education facility parking lots or around train stations.

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gooked out

To act of putting way to many accessories on your car. Blue headlights and maybe some 18' Rims look nice on the right cars, but putting 17929874219822 stickers, a three foot high spoiler that looks like it was taken off a NASCAR wreck, a paintjob that resembles an odd mix of Las Vegas and Ebola-ridden death, out of place trims, and some shit written across the windshield that nobody cares about, is 'gooking it out'.

Riceboy: "Yo, check out mah Honda Civic. Sure it has a top speed of 50mph, and it's front wheel drive because I'm afraid of oversteer, but dem flame stickers on da side is phat!"
Me: "More like FLAMER stickers"

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