SWIM

someone
who
isn't
me

commonly used to avoid self incrimination in contexts such as boards discussing drug use. also used in places where generally criminal acts are taking place. (not dissimilar to use of illicit drugs)

m is sometimes replaced with y (for you) wherein someone would be questioning another.

swim generally prefers mainlining to fix himself. also, how much does swiy pay a day to support his habit?

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Polish dildo

Keilbasa.

Ayo fudge, you wann come over for dinner? Karen makin polish dildos.

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1 and 1

a dimebag of heroin and cocaine each.

bubbles (buyin from east side hoppers) - yeah uhh ill take a 1 and 1, here be $20

bodie - hey yo bubbles, why you buyin from east side niggas? ill give you the dope and coke for 15, and the ice for another 5

bubbles - aight yo

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cancer

a disease lacking in humor, surplussing in tumor.

holy shit dude, that 6 centimeter mass in your lungs has no sense of humor. what a killjoy.

also, cancer.

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derive

a word that everyone can use correctly, but no one can use right.

"fuck" is derived from german "frichen".

shit is derived my anus

even though the second one is grammatically and semantically correct, you'd be fucktarded for saying that.

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Smokehound

An old drug addict.

Ain't no amount a dat strychnine gonna get dat old smokehound got. He immune to any dat tainted-ass stepped trashy-ass heron, yo. Any shit he shoot be purer den the milk comin from yo moms tit, yo.

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baked beans

stoned mexicans

cypress hill is a good example of baked beans

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