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Best tits ever

The best tits to ever be put on a womans chest belong to Jaime. They are BIG, 36DD. This is a woman who is proud of them and loves to show them. When viewing, its best to grab one and give it a squeeze and a lick.

Did you see Jaime's tits ? They are the best tits ever.

by hawke4me May 5, 2024


S.L.U.F.F.

S.L.U.F.F. is an acronym. It stands for Short Little Ugly Fat Fuck. Commonly used to describe fat ugly bar skanks.

Check out the S.L.U.F.F. talking to Bob. Bet he tries to lick her snatch.

by hawke4me January 19, 2024


Cum landfill

A dirty hole that is filled with cum. Usually the vag but can also be the bung hole, male or female.

Did you hear that Stephanie is now a cum landfill after the boys ran a train on her.

by hawke4me January 15, 2020


longnecker

A person, male or female, who enjoys deepthroating extra long man sausages.

Bill- "Hey, did you hear about Parker ?"
Phong- "Yeah, I heard he went down 9" Nick."
Bill-"Guess that makes him a longnecker now."

by hawke4me April 19, 2015

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Skeetoes

Short for mosquitoes, as in mosquitoe bites for tits. Tits so small that all there is are two nipples.

Wow ! Did you see Ashley's skeetoes ? You've got bigger tits than her and you're a dude.

by hawke4me May 6, 2020


French

Anything or anyone that is gay.

"Yo, you see that guy over there "?
"You mean the French looking guy"?
"Yeah, what a fag".

by hawke4me July 29, 2024


Yard Ape

A yard ape is similar to a porch monkey in that both are niggers and dumber than shit. The difference is that a Yard Ape is attatched to enough chain that it allows them to get off the porch and get in the yard, usually to shit.

Did you go by Bill's house today ? He's got himself a big ol' Yard Ape sitting under his tree.

by hawke4me December 20, 2022

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