Guyarrhea

It is when you poop out cum after receiving anal sex, bareback, from another guy. The only thing coming out of your bung hole is cum.

Man, did you see the toilet after Doug was done using it ? He must of got laid because it was full of guyarrhea.

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Land Manatee

A broad so grotesquely overweight, who adds chin hairs or a small mustache to its overall slovenly appearance. They all reek of body odor and some will have a hint of cheeseburger.

Whoa ! Lookee there. It's a Land Manatee. Guard your snacks.

Yard Ape

A yard ape is similar to a porch monkey in that both are niggers and dumber than shit. The difference is that a Yard Ape is attatched to enough chain that it allows them to get off the porch and get in the yard, usually to shit.

Did you go by Bill's house today ? He's got himself a big ol' Yard Ape sitting under his tree.

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smokeahontas

A drug fiending ho who is constantly asking someone to load or pass the pipe, usually crystal meth.

Skank: Hey Bill, can I hit the pipe again, I'm not high yet.
Bill: Relax smokeahontas, let the other skanks hit the pipe too.

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Reltney

A Reltney is when you get an erection so massive, it splits the skin on the tip of your dick.

Every time I see the lady down the street, I end up getting the most painful reltney.

Liquid bomb

A particularly liquidy diarrhea shit that contains corn or peanut shrapnel. Tends to burn Mr. Starfish due to high acid content in shit liquid.

This morning I destroyed my toilet with a liquid bomb.

slore

Part Slut, Part Whore. Enough said.

Did you check out that dirty slore Stephanie last night ? I thought she was going to let those 5 guys run a train on her.

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