pienis

|pīnis|

a penis, the male sex organ, made out of pie.
available for purchase only at /wild foxes/.

When the man got an erection, his pienis became instantly cooked, turning from dough to crust with a nice juicy filling.

"If you're a man, put a pienis in your pants, if you're a woman, have it for tea with a bit of jam...call 1-800-PIENIS!"

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