gerpappy

A disgusting boil, welt, pimple, or herpe, pox, or zit on the human body.

That girl has gernast gerpappies all over her face

loml

Acronym of "Love of My Life"

shes my loml i love her so much

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Shifty

Teh 1337est and finest of them all - his sexiness rules over everybody and he is king

1337 Uber Sexah Veteran Shifty!!!11!!

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ass-hat

A device used to retain faeces in the anus. Comes in a variety of colours and brands, and can be used to stash faeces in readiness for a "Turd Twister".

Wear your ass hat with pride.

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butthawk

Marques D tried to be clever, but then spelled many words incorrectly. For this, I salute you.

Diarrhea*
Speech*

"My nemz Marques and I am haf not got teh spelinz"

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Hazel

Hazel is the name of an old English grandmother or a great aunt. Most children asked hazel are white and either English or Scottish. A majority of hazels end up changing their names out of embarrassment once they’re old enough to speak. Most hazels claim it is abuse being called an old ladies name. I’m the 1930 hazel was a very common name in Scotland. A hazel is typically Single cuz she is very shy and anti social. She is nice and friendly towards others.

Hazel and Benjamin are getting married.

hursty

A filthy, disgusting flash whore. Lies rotting in his own filth for days on end, and does not bathe or eat. Has an extremely irregular sleeping pattern.

Where's Mike? I've not seen him for days... he must be doing a Hursty :|

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