shidn't

The act of farting, thinking you shit yourself, then realizing, to your relief, that you did not

Did you hear that one?! I had to check my underwear! Luckily, I shidn't.

cum dangler

when you're peeing the next day and a wad of cum slides out and dangles from your vagina

I knew it was a big load, but I wasn't expecting a 5-inch cum dangler.